The Best Worst Antagonists of Parks and Recreation

The Best Worst Antagonists of Parks and RecreationScreen Shot 2015-04-13 at 5.22.54 PMParks and Rec, hands down one of the greatest sit-coms of our time (along with 30 Rock and Arrested Development) has ended recently. This has inspired a binge viewing of the entire season, luckily all available streaming on Netflix. There are a lot of possible lists to develop from the show, but I’ve decided to start by highlighting an element the show regularly nailed: Villains. Love them, hate them, these are the characters that made the lives of Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, and the rest of the Parks Department more difficult.

From least villainous to most, here are the Best Worst Antagonists of Parks and Recreation:

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Most Metafictional Episodes of Nerdy TV

Split Screen!

Split Screen!

Metafiction (metəˌfikSHən)–Noun: Fiction in which the author self-consciously alludes to the artificiality or literariness of a work by parodying or departing from novelistic conventions (especially naturalism) and traditional narrative techniques.
-From the Oxford English Dictionary

Meta Fiction (“meta” meaning “beyond”) is when a story (or movie or television show) comments upon another piece of fiction or upon its own fictionalism.
-From TV Tropes

The basic idea of metafiction is the acknowledgment by what you are viewing that you are viewing it, and it is fictional. In nerd culture, especially with TV shows, it’s often an acknowledgment of its own fan-base. Metahumor would be making jokes about the show, its fans, or the genre in general. Often, we are most satisfied with metafiction when we “get it”; it makes us feel that we are in on the joke. We are rewarded for our loyalty as fans.

There’s plenty of metafiction out there in TV land, but he’s a round-up of my five favorite metafictional episodes from nerdy TV:

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The Best Platonic Friends from Nerdy TV

I think it’s a generational thing: My generation, those born in the 80’s and those who came after, are lucky to live in a world where gender doesn’t define our relationships. We’re allowed to be friends with members of the opposite sex, more than any other time in our history.

My whole life, I’ve always felt more comfortable around women than men. As I’ve gotten older, it’s changed a bit, and I’ve managed to develop a great group of guy friends. But still, there’s only so much masculinity I can take before I have to seek a more feminine presence, and I’m still incapable of delving too deeply into personal sentiments with men. My female-identified-friends are the ones that hear about my romantic tribulations, my career decisions, my creative and personal insecurities. And I don’t think I’m alone; we are living in a time where many men and women are friends, without the trappings of romantic relations.

What’s remarkable is mainstream media’s unwillingness to acknowledge this paradigm shift, this lessening of gender dichotomies. Those friendships on television and film must still be defined by romantic tension, even if it’s abstract or vague.

It’s appropriate that one of my best platonic friends right now is a woman with whom I’ve discussed this topic with at length. Brenna and I have developed a list of our favorite platonic TV relationships. As usual, they are “nerdy”, though that’s also a more and more ambiguous classification.

(This is also an incredibly heteronormative list, but that’s another discussion)

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The Winter Hiatus Has Ended

Having a birthday in the middle of December strengthens the relevance of the new year for me. December 17th is the beginning of the holidays for me, a week from Christmas, which is a week from new years. Two weeks to celebrate the end of a year. It is because of this that I chose to put my two weeks notice in at my service job on December 16th. The last two weeks of 2013 were the most difficult, most intoxicated, most trying, and most enjoyable weeks of the year. And, with any luck, they were the last two weeks I will work in the service industry.

It’s remarkable how improved my life is since the end of 2012. 2013 felt like I was pulling myself up, recovering from a fall. Now I’m back in school, and looking at a brighter future, trying to discover what it is I actually want to do be doing.

It’s terrifying.

I’m accruing tens of thousands of dollars in debt in order to pursue… something. I know it’s right, but that doesn’t stop a paralyzing fear from sneaking up on me from time to time (every day), that I’m ruining my life this way. I left work in order to focus on these vague, undefined, elusive goals, but it hasn’t started out great.

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Agent’s of S.H.I.E.L.D. “FZZT”


Well, someone in charge of Agents of SHIELD has clearly been reading my blog, because this last episode was the best so far, due mostly to the raise in stakes. Joss Whedon said that the Buffy episode “The Pack” was one of the most important learning experiences for the team. Originally, none of the “scoobies” were taken by the Hyena spirit (man what a goofy season). It wasn’t until they decided Xander should be taken that the show worked. The same logic works here: Infecting Simmons with an alien virus gave the show some much needed drama and characterization. It also thankfully took the attention from Ward and Skye (BORING) and put it on Fitzsimmons (CHARMING AND ADORABLE).

Seriously, I’m starting to really realize that SHIELD’s main failings come from how terrible of characters Ward and Skye are. I love the interactions between May and Coulson (More May, SERIOUSLY), and of course:  LONG LIVE FITZSIMMONS


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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.


Note: I wrote this entry before viewing episode 5 of SHIELD. There’s an addendum added to the bottom. 

Entertainment, by its very definition, is supposed to be enjoyable; you are not expected to convince yourself that something is enjoyable, unless maybe a friend is involved with it. So when I find myself actively working to enjoy Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., I know something is wrong. It’s like Dollhouse, all over again, except this time the expectations were so much higher.

I’m not saying S.H.I.E.L.D. is bad, it’s just that by episode 4 of Firefly we were given “Shindig”.

The Expectation: I love Marvel. I love their cinematic universe. And Gods Above know how much I love Joss Whedon. I still hold to the opinion that Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the greatest show ever written. The fact that my favorite TV writer was taking on a new show set in the same universe as the films, and right after he did such a fantastic job with The Avengers? Even the underwhelming trailers did not deter my enthusiasm.

The Reality: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. has been met with a resounding “eh”. io9, my favorite sci-fi blog, hosts a multitude of commentators who loathe the program. Go Google “Agents of SHIELD is”, and tell me the first 4 adjectives that show up in the predictive search. I’ll wait. Now, I don’t agree with most of those, but I will say: If Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. was not helmed by Whedon, and taking place in my favorite universe, and if Clark Gregg wasn’t in it, I wouldn’t watch it. It’s just not entertaining enough, and, like I said, I have to convince myself to like it.

But let’s break down what’s wrong with it:

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Top 5 Neil Patrick Harris Musical Numbers

I wrote a list of Top Five Musical Episodes of Television, and realized I had to develop some stipulations to keep Neil Patrick Harris from dominating the list. Here’s a separate list of NPH’s top five musical numbers, in a very rough order according to my current feelings and recollections without doing too much research:

The Glory

The Glory

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